英語のオヤジギャグ …

TImage result for wordsmithhis is quite clever and fun if you enjoy “wordsmithing” (言葉の遊び). 
I wonder who thinks of all this stuff.
Smith…はよくある英語の名前。IronSmith 又はBlackSmith(鍛冶屋さん), GoldSmith(金細工氏), SilverSmith (銀細工氏), などから来てる。
だから…WordSmith は言葉を上手に操る人です(ジョーク!)。
“Searching for a Job”
(あるシニアの方が新しい仕事を試したところ…)
1.  My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned .  Couldn’t concentrate.
2.  Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe .
3.  After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4.  Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5.  Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.
6.  Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7.  My best job was as a Musician, but eventually found  I wasn’t noteworthy.
8.  I studied a long time to become a Doctor,  but didn’t have any patience
9.  Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.  Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11.  Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
13.  After many years of trying to find steady work , I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
14.  My last job was working in Starbucks,  but had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15 .  SO, I TRIED
RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I’M
PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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